Yes...it is a cute Penguin....or is it!? by: Anonymous | Edited by: Bologna
Many have spotted this cute little animal roaming the streets of their neighborhood. Some have taken the time to pet it, others shoo it away without a second thought. Some don't even acknowledge his existence. But this little guy isn't all that he may seem. No, he lurks around a bit before attacking!
It's start with just the little things missing, children's homework, an outdoor ornament, maybe the occasional fish left out by the pond. But once he finds he can get away with it, he'll stop at nothing! Yes, we're talking televisions, pool tables, stereos. This is a penguin not to be reckoned with.
Sure he looks sweet and innocent but we believe him an accomplice of the lawn gnomes! That's right! Together they do mysterious things throughout your neighborhoods!
If you see this penguin, do not try to pet it. Do not invite it in or even try to capture it yourself. If you see this penguin, contact Animal Control! Save yourselves!
And one more thing. Never, EVER, try t
Um...hello, Bologna here, writer and editor of this Blabbity. This article was found lying on a desk here at the Blabbity Corp. Office. Nobody has been found yet, not a body, a witness, or anything. No need to worry! I'm sure that last statement wasn't even important......(I hope).
